Would You Rather

I got an itouch for Christmas. Boy it did not take me long to fall in love with the thing. The apps are great. One of these apps I want to share with ya'll... Would You Rather?

Would you rather…
have an orgasm once a year OR once every ten minutes?
have sex with Moe, Larry, OR Curlie?
have a partner with 6 inches OR 10 inches?
have sex with 2 men OR 1 man and 1 woman?
use a vibrator OR partner's fingers?
catch your parents having sex OR have your parents catch you masturbating?
give up kissing OR give up oral sex?
get free chocolate for 1 year OR get free books for 10 years?

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once a year
Curlie
6 inches
2 men
fingers
catch parents
kissing
chocolate